If rumours are to be believed there is going to be an Indian adaptation of very popular HBO series 'Game of Thrones'. Sakshi Tanwar is going to play Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons.
Here is what I think about the adaptation idea:
1. The main reason I watch Game of Thrones is because of violence and sex. Two things Indian censor board is not going to allow on Indian television. Remember the time FTv got banned cause they showed models with lingerie on.
2.Even if in some parallel universe the censor board allows the show to be broadcasted, I don't have high hopes for the sex scenes. Reason? Try watching an Indian porn. You probably won't get aroused for a week after watching it.
3.Game of Thrones is the Indian equivalent of Bhatt camp. Giving pornstars opportunity to have a change of career. Actors like Sibel Kekilli, Maise Dee, Sahara Knite were all in the porn industry before being cast in GoT.
4.The one who is going to be highly benefited from the Indian adaptation is the slang 'Behenchod' applicable for Indian Jamie Lannister who is an incestuous relationship with his sister.
5.We may see the dwarf Indian Tyrion Lannister drinking Royal Stag cause of it's tagline "It's your life, make it large".
6.We may see Tywin Lannister regretting not giving Tyrion the extra glass of Complan.
7.We may see Jon Snow being involved in a dispute with the Starks after Ned Starks death for access to Ned's property.
8.We may just see Gujju people star as the members of the Iron Bank.
9.Each time there is a wedding we are going to have a Maha Episode.
10.Each time any character goes to the whore house there will be a dance number, just like Madhuri Dixit had one in "Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani".
Somewhere Narendra Modi must be regretting saying those three magical words "MAKE IN INDIA".
Here is what I think about the adaptation idea:
1. The main reason I watch Game of Thrones is because of violence and sex. Two things Indian censor board is not going to allow on Indian television. Remember the time FTv got banned cause they showed models with lingerie on.
2.Even if in some parallel universe the censor board allows the show to be broadcasted, I don't have high hopes for the sex scenes. Reason? Try watching an Indian porn. You probably won't get aroused for a week after watching it.
3.Game of Thrones is the Indian equivalent of Bhatt camp. Giving pornstars opportunity to have a change of career. Actors like Sibel Kekilli, Maise Dee, Sahara Knite were all in the porn industry before being cast in GoT.
4.The one who is going to be highly benefited from the Indian adaptation is the slang 'Behenchod' applicable for Indian Jamie Lannister who is an incestuous relationship with his sister.
5.We may see the dwarf Indian Tyrion Lannister drinking Royal Stag cause of it's tagline "It's your life, make it large".
6.We may see Tywin Lannister regretting not giving Tyrion the extra glass of Complan.
7.We may see Jon Snow being involved in a dispute with the Starks after Ned Starks death for access to Ned's property.
8.We may just see Gujju people star as the members of the Iron Bank.
9.Each time there is a wedding we are going to have a Maha Episode.
10.Each time any character goes to the whore house there will be a dance number, just like Madhuri Dixit had one in "Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani".
Somewhere Narendra Modi must be regretting saying those three magical words "MAKE IN INDIA".
Thank you bhaiya.
ReplyDeleteLol.. awesome!
ReplyDeleteThanks man :)
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