Sad Life of the First Piece of Bread.

Are you sad cause you broke up? Are you sinking in to depression cause your crush doesn't notice you? Are you sad cause you are lonely and have no friends?
Well stop sulking. There is someone out there who is more lonely and ignored than you have been in your entire life. It's none other than the black sheep of the bread family. The first piece ladies and gentlemen.
Remember the last time you had opened the bread packet, you must have given a look of disgust to the first piece just cause it's malnourished and ugly looking, and then moved on the next piece. Well the first piece is just like the Rakhi Sawant of Bread Industry. Everyone notices it, but no one takes it seriously and it's ugly too.

Remember the last time you were hungry and looked into your fridge and saw just two pieces of bread remaining and realizing that it were the first and last piece you decided to die of hunger than eat them.

The first piece is like that unlucky son of a bitch who decides to opt for Commerce stream even if he is born in a family of doctors. Even the other bread pieces must be looking at him and saying "Abey ja na re chutiya! Kahe apni bezzati karwa raha hai?".

The biggest scam of all time has been carried out by the bakers by making us pay for the first pay. After Net Neutrality we should all demand Bread Neutrality. Who knows even someone may end up making videos about it. #BreadNeutrality.

P.S- Dear first piece, if you are reading this I am extremely sorry.