Well I am guy from a middle class Indian family, so I didn't have an
opportunity to fly in an airplane till I was 18. So there are some things that
happen while you are at the airports :
1.REALIZE THAT HEADPHONES ARE THE SI UNIT OF "AUKAD" AT AIRPORTS:
Yeah, headphones are the Porsche's of airport. So bigger and better your headphones the better your "aukad". That’s totally like judging someone’s intelligence through grades.
2.GAREEBI KA EHSAS HONA:
You totally feel like a gareeb when you decide to have a soft drink and realize it's like 5 times the original price. That’s like going into a United Colors of Benetton store to buy a tee for Rs2500 that you will get for Rs250 from the footpath.
3.AIR HOSTESS:
Air hostesses are good-looking women. Oh who am I kidding they are probably the best looking women you will ever see in your life, until and unless you are traveling by Air India. When you travel by Air India you realize who uses 75% of Garnier hair color. They are probably older than Baa from "Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu thi". They are so old that even Om Puri calls them aunty.
4.IF YOU ARE SINGLE AND UGLY:
Well if you’re single and ugly and no one checks you out airports are the place to be. You get to go through a minimum of three security checks. And at one point you could be standing imitating Shah Rukh Khan or reenacting your favorite scene from the Titanic except with an imaginary partner.
5.UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS:
You expect comfortable chairs if you are paying so much. But all you get are steel chairs without any cushions. No matter if you are at Bhubaneswar, Kolkata , Gawahati or Silchar airport. The chairs are uncomfortable.
6.THE TOILETS:
The toilets at the airports are so good that you could pee all day long baby, all day long. You see if “Swach Bharat Abhiyan” was celebrated before the PM of India declared it as a thing, it was at the airports. Never ever will get such great smelling toilets.
I will now speak like a traveler’s guide and say that “If you are ever at an airport do drop by and visit the toilet but avoid the over expensive coffee and soft drinks. The air hostesses are a treat to the eyes. But there is thin line between looking and ogling like a tharki that shouldn’t be crossed.”
1.REALIZE THAT HEADPHONES ARE THE SI UNIT OF "AUKAD" AT AIRPORTS:
Yeah, headphones are the Porsche's of airport. So bigger and better your headphones the better your "aukad". That’s totally like judging someone’s intelligence through grades.
2.GAREEBI KA EHSAS HONA:
You totally feel like a gareeb when you decide to have a soft drink and realize it's like 5 times the original price. That’s like going into a United Colors of Benetton store to buy a tee for Rs2500 that you will get for Rs250 from the footpath.
3.AIR HOSTESS:
Air hostesses are good-looking women. Oh who am I kidding they are probably the best looking women you will ever see in your life, until and unless you are traveling by Air India. When you travel by Air India you realize who uses 75% of Garnier hair color. They are probably older than Baa from "Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu thi". They are so old that even Om Puri calls them aunty.
4.IF YOU ARE SINGLE AND UGLY:
Well if you’re single and ugly and no one checks you out airports are the place to be. You get to go through a minimum of three security checks. And at one point you could be standing imitating Shah Rukh Khan or reenacting your favorite scene from the Titanic except with an imaginary partner.
5.UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS:
You expect comfortable chairs if you are paying so much. But all you get are steel chairs without any cushions. No matter if you are at Bhubaneswar, Kolkata , Gawahati or Silchar airport. The chairs are uncomfortable.
6.THE TOILETS:
The toilets at the airports are so good that you could pee all day long baby, all day long. You see if “Swach Bharat Abhiyan” was celebrated before the PM of India declared it as a thing, it was at the airports. Never ever will get such great smelling toilets.
I will now speak like a traveler’s guide and say that “If you are ever at an airport do drop by and visit the toilet but avoid the over expensive coffee and soft drinks. The air hostesses are a treat to the eyes. But there is thin line between looking and ogling like a tharki that shouldn’t be crossed.”
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