Already Broken down News.

Hey this is something I am trying for the first time. Here I will be breaking down news of last one or two weeks and analyzing them ( of course trying to make light of the situation).

1. Ink thrown on Sudheendra Kulkarni

Well are you wondering what I am wondering? That WHO USES A FOUNTAIN PEN? Like where did Shiv Sena( the political party that stands accused over coordinating this heinous act) get so much ink that they could drench Mr. Kulkarni in ink? 

Here's what happened Kulkarni, one of the organisers for former Pakistan foreign minister Kauri's book "Neither a Hawk nor a Dove: An Insider's Account of Pakistan's Foreign policy"launch in Mumbai was attacked outside his residence and his face was smeared with black ink. Shiv Sena's excuse was that the ink thrown wasn't ink but Indian soldiers blood who had given up their lives on the border.My question is of the six Shiv Sena activists against whom a case has been charged how many were ex-servicemen? 

I agree that Pakistan has violated ceasefire on numerous occasions in the past two years and peace talks between India and Pakistan have broken down so many times that even Varun Aaron appears more fit than India-Pak relations, but this was no good way to protest. Come on Shiv Sena help us show Pakistanis that we are better than them.

2.Bihar Elections are on

Bihar elections have started and more alliances and coalitions have been formed in the last two months than number of marriages Saif Ali Khan, Sanjay Dutt and Indrani Mukherjee have had together. It's BJP vs JD+RJD+Congress, i.e BJP vs Janata Dal and Rashritya Janata Dal and Congress. More abuses have been hurled from one side to another than entire 12 seasons of MTV Roadies. Let's wait and see who emerges as the winner.

3.Big Billion Day ends

And all the Flipkart,Amazon and Snapdeal apps were uninstalled from billions of phones as well. And what hurts more than your neighbor getting a 32-inch flatscreen for 20,000 while yours cost 50,000. It's the only time of the year that we brag about the prices and the one with the cheapest thing wins.

4.France win the European Men's volleyball championship

And no one gives a fuck, cause honestly unless it's 4 bikini clad women playing beach volleyball or a bunch of people playing a something which is a hybrid of golf and hockey( cricket I mean) we don't care. And yeah Zaheer Khan and VirenderShewag retire. *sobs*