I saw this quote which is quite popular in Facebook right now, it goes like "Women were created to do what men can't ". If this is even remotely true then blame shopping. Before you judge me and label me as sexist, hear me out. If there's one thing that men can't do and women were born to do, it's bargaining. Now let's know what bargaining is. Bargaining is what your mom does when she says "Aaj chicken nahi ban sakta hai. Mixed veg se kaam chala lo". Your dad would never do that. Not cause he loves you, but because he sucks at bargaining.
I often read these posts about how guys give out excuses that then don't have a girlfriend cause girls are high maintenance and ask for gifts. Guys the only reason I can think of for which girls do that "asking for gifts" stuff is because they want you to learn to bargain. Try gifting her a watch and saying "Baby 2000Rs ka ghaadi tha. Discount mein 1200Rs mein laya". Trust me she won't ask you for gifts again. And that's cause she now knows that you know how to bargain or utilize discounts.
Women's favorite word that starts with letter D and whose second letter is I is DISCOUNT. The best thing about women that starts with the letter B is BARGAINING ABILITY.
That's why I think the only customers of Tele shopping ads are MEN. Those poor souls look at these ads and are like "Bro ye toh hume free ka discount de raha hai. End od season sale bhi nahi chala raha bro. Kharid le bro". So no matter how naive and crap those ads are, men are tempted to buy from them. And trust me it doesn't differentiate between religion. It sells everything from Hindu God's memorabilia to Mohammad Prophet's holy items. "Divided by Religion, United by non-bargaining ability". That's the tag line of those ads. They sell everything from car repair kit to chaadis, from religious items that are supposed to turn you in to a religious man with out any moh maya to oils that increase your libido and apparently turn you in to a sex machine. And everything is just to lure men to buy those items.
Men log driver hota hai usko car repair kit chahiye.
Men log ko chaadi chahiye.
Men are more religious and god fearing than women. The reason I say that is cause there are more Babas in this country than Ammas. Isliye men religious banega.
And come on do I really need to explain you about the oils.
So it's up to you to decide. Chutiya kaun banta hai tele shopping ads se? Men or women?
P.S : Order a rudraksha at 999rs from Naaptol and pray to God. Maybe he will answer ki Chutiya jyada kaun banta hai. Offer valid till stocks last.
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