"MC BC, Anu sirf meri hai"
-Virat "dating Anushka Sharma" Kohli to Sushant Singh Rajput after watching "PK"
So BCCI declared the Indian team for ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 and social media sites were filled with jokes about Stuart Binny. The team had very few surprise inclusions. With no doubt MS Dhoni leading the team this time around.
Dhoni, if you remember, is like that "bade bhaiya"who came to play cricket with you and used to be the one batsman you idolised growing up. But after growing up you realise that "bade bhaiya"was jobless. Dhoni being the senior most member of the squad is like that guy only.
Virat Kohli resembles that spoilt brat who played very well but sweared a lot. He is like the same kid your mom advised you to stay away from.
Ajinkya Rahane is like that guy who came from a good family, balanced his studies and extra-curricular activities well. He was the guy your parents compared you to. He was like the SI unit of measurement of "how good you could be".
Sikhar Dhawan resembles the player in your team who wasn't dependable. He most probably got out by hitting the ball in to that uncle's house who was very khadoos. You wanted to be friends with him cause he was the coolest guy to hang out with.
Rohit Sharma is that guy who you took in your team cause he had a bat and provided the money for the balls.
Stuart Binny is that guy whose father came and pleaded with your team mates to give him a chance to bat. And you all being the good boys you pretend to be allowed him to play.
Ishant Sharma was like that guy who had no idea why he was in the team. But the truth was he was allowed to play cause he wasn't greedy to bat.
Ravindra Jadeja was that guy who thought he could bat, bowl, keep wickets, dance, breathe, do potty better than everyone else.
R.Ashwin was that guy who no matter what took wickets and you wondered how.
Axar Patel was the small kid who fetched the ball and water to drink cause you were "too tired"to do that yourself.
Umesh Yadav was that guy who scared everyone with his pace but no matter what was always that bowler who got hit for maximum runs.
Bhubaneswar Kumar, Mohammad Shami and Ambati Raydu were the guys who just came, played and went home.
Anyways the way Indian team is performing right now is very depressing. And to recover from that bout of depression I suggest you to start watching Jai Ho on star cricket, cause that is the place India never loses. Thank you...
-Virat "dating Anushka Sharma" Kohli to Sushant Singh Rajput after watching "PK"
So BCCI declared the Indian team for ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 and social media sites were filled with jokes about Stuart Binny. The team had very few surprise inclusions. With no doubt MS Dhoni leading the team this time around.
Dhoni, if you remember, is like that "bade bhaiya"who came to play cricket with you and used to be the one batsman you idolised growing up. But after growing up you realise that "bade bhaiya"was jobless. Dhoni being the senior most member of the squad is like that guy only.
Virat Kohli resembles that spoilt brat who played very well but sweared a lot. He is like the same kid your mom advised you to stay away from.
Ajinkya Rahane is like that guy who came from a good family, balanced his studies and extra-curricular activities well. He was the guy your parents compared you to. He was like the SI unit of measurement of "how good you could be".
Sikhar Dhawan resembles the player in your team who wasn't dependable. He most probably got out by hitting the ball in to that uncle's house who was very khadoos. You wanted to be friends with him cause he was the coolest guy to hang out with.
Rohit Sharma is that guy who you took in your team cause he had a bat and provided the money for the balls.
Stuart Binny is that guy whose father came and pleaded with your team mates to give him a chance to bat. And you all being the good boys you pretend to be allowed him to play.
Ishant Sharma was like that guy who had no idea why he was in the team. But the truth was he was allowed to play cause he wasn't greedy to bat.
Ravindra Jadeja was that guy who thought he could bat, bowl, keep wickets, dance, breathe, do potty better than everyone else.
R.Ashwin was that guy who no matter what took wickets and you wondered how.
Axar Patel was the small kid who fetched the ball and water to drink cause you were "too tired"to do that yourself.
Umesh Yadav was that guy who scared everyone with his pace but no matter what was always that bowler who got hit for maximum runs.
Bhubaneswar Kumar, Mohammad Shami and Ambati Raydu were the guys who just came, played and went home.
Anyways the way Indian team is performing right now is very depressing. And to recover from that bout of depression I suggest you to start watching Jai Ho on star cricket, cause that is the place India never loses. Thank you...
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